Regardless of your political views, you have to admit President Obama has one hell of a poker face. He stood before the nation last night and gave his vision for the future of this country. The ENTIRE time he was up there, he knew that a SEAL Team had just kicked the shit out of some Somalis and rescued two hostages. Did he mention it, no.
An Enemy of America and President Obama playing poker:
Enemy of America: “Read em and weep full house, queens over tens.”
President Obama: “That’s nice. Royal flush. Oh, and by the way I just sent SEAL Team 6 back in time to kill your ancestors.”
Enemy of America: “Um…”
Secret Service Agent: “Mr. President I thought you were playing poker with someone?”
President Obama: “Not anymore.”
That’s just the way he roles…